IF YOU BELIEVE IN A ROCK

If you believe in a rock
that your guru has in his hand,
that suddenly turns into a
diamond by his spiritual magic,
you automatically believe in God,
you automatically believe in crock.

And you're on a spiritual
journey into the mind of God.
As one bright scientist put it:
You're deluded.
Your brain lacks neurons.
Neuronal gaps are blocked.
No neurotransmitters drip
from your neurons' axons.

(via sulekha)